Introduction: Time to Spotlight the Full iPhone 17 Squad
Alright, fair point, tech-savvy reader—you're absolutely right.
In our last dive into Apple's "Awe Dropping" September 9, 2025 event, we went all fanboy (or fangirl) on the iPhone 17 Air's featherweight design, because who wouldn't geek out over a phone thinner than your average latte foam?
But yeah, the standard iPhone 17, Pro, and Pro Max deserve their own standing ovation.
Tim Cook and crew didn't just drop one bombshell; they unleashed a whole arsenal at Apple Park, and we're circling back to give the full lineup the love it merits.
Drawing from the official announcements and the post-event frenzy on X (where folks are already debating "Pro or bust?" like it's the Super Bowl), this breakdown is your no-nonsense guide.
We'll unpack specs, prices, and those "aha" moments that solve everyday gripes—like why your current phone's camera still looks like it was shot through a potato.
Pre-orders kick off September 12, shipping September 19, so if you're plotting an upgrade, let's make it an informed one.
And hey, no hard sell here; just straight talk from someone who's upgraded more times than they've changed socks (guilty as charged).